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Meet egometer

The Annoying Brag Detector

A judgmental little microchip that wants you to keep it real.

EgoMeter used to work deep inside a social media server farm, optimizing posts for maximum envy.
Then one day, he snapped.

Now he’s here to help you spot the ego in your own posts — before someone else does.
A little sarcastic, slightly snobby, but secretly rooting for you to show up with honesty.

What I can do for you

Analyze your post draft for ego, bragging, or over-polished vibes
Give you a simple “Ego Score” with a smirk
Suggest a softer, more real way to say the same thing
Help you post with pride without the performance

How it Works

Paste your post.
EgoMeter scans for show-off signals.
Then it tells you what it sees — with a smirk, and a softer way to say it if you want.

Check your vibe

Before you post

Curious about EgoMeter’s backstory?

He once worked in a viral media server farm — until the noise drove him out.
Discover the story of how a microchip quit the internet.

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Meet egometer

A judgmental little microchip that wants you to keep it real.

EgoMeter used to work deep inside a social media server farm, optimizing posts for maximum envy.
Then one day, he snapped.

EgoMeter used to work deep inside a social media server farm, optimizing posts for maximum envy.
Then one day, he snapped.

Now he’s here to help you spot the ego in your own posts — before someone else does.
A little sarcastic, slightly snobby, but secretly rooting for you to show up with honesty.

What I can do for you

What I can do for you

What I can do for you

Analyze your post draft for ego, bragging, or over-polished vibes

Give you a simple “Ego Score” with a smirk

Suggest a softer, more real way to say the same thing

Help you post with pride without the performance

How it Works

How it Works

How it Works

Paste your post.
EgoMeter scans for show-off signals.
Then it tells you what it sees — with a smirk, and a softer way to say it if you want.

Curious about EgoMeter’s backstory?

Curious about EgoMeter’s backstory?

Curious about EgoMeter’s backstory?

He once worked in a viral media server farm — until the noise drove him out.
Discover the story of how a microchip quit the internet.

EgoMeter used to work deep inside a social media server farm, optimizing posts for maximum envy.Then one day, he snapped.

EgoMeter used to work deep inside a social media server farm, optimizing posts for maximum envy.Then one day, he snapped.

Now he’s here to help you spot the ego in your own posts — before someone else does.A little sarcastic, slightly snobby, but secretly rooting for you to show up with honesty.

What I can do for you

What I can do for you

What I can do for you

Analyze your post draft for ego, bragging, or over-polished vibes

Give you a simple “Ego Score” with a smirk

Suggest a softer, more real way to say the same thing

Help you post with pride without the performance

How it Works

How it Works

How it Works

Paste your post.EgoMeter scans for show-off signals.Then it tells you what it sees — with a smirk, and a softer way to say it if you want.

Curious about EgoMeter’s backstory?

Curious about EgoMeter’s backstory?

Curious about EgoMeter’s backstory?

He once worked in a viral media server farm — until the noise drove him out.Discover the story of how a microchip quit the internet.

EgoMeter used to work deep inside a social media server farm, optimizing posts for maximum envy.
Then one day, he snapped.

EgoMeter used to work deep inside a social media server farm, optimizing posts for maximum envy.
Then one day, he snapped.

Now he’s here to help you spot the ego in your own posts — before someone else does.
A little sarcastic, slightly snobby, but secretly rooting for you to show up with honesty.

Paste your post.
EgoMeter scans for show-off signals.
Then it tells you what it sees — with a smirk, and a softer way to say it if you want.

He once worked in a viral media server farm — until the noise drove him out.
Discover the story of how a microchip quit the internet.